For those of you who are curious as to why I would put a board this lame here, I shall expand.
Sadly, I am allergic to kitties. I have been ever since I was born, and therefore cannot own one. I can visit my friends cats, but if I stay too long without washing my hands, my eyeballs start to look like ping-pong balls and my nose starts flowing like a flippin waterfall.
There, now you know.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry in the corner while I cuddle my stuffed simba.